Here's an example of a conversation tonight:
N: Mom there's a bug.
Me: (going to investigate a TINY spider) It's ok buddy it's just little.
N: And I am big?
N: So it won't eat me?
Me: Nope (trying hard not to laugh)
N:Mom, is it a boy or a girl?
Me: Um I don't know buddy, it's too small to tell.
N: MOM! It's a girl!
Me: Really? How do you know that?
N: Because it has Hair! (insert silent DUH! and rolled eyes, I am already the dumb mom and he's only 3!!!)
How do you argue with 3 yr old logic?